if you had a really terrible phase where you were an offensive little asshole but you know better now i wanna let you know that i’m proud you were able to pull yourself out of that because some people just don’t know when to grow the fuck up but you did
Actual conversation at a party last night
- Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
- I, um. I-I don't care?
- *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
Some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know